Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the ____

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by Posthumous, Oct 21, 2007.

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    Help! I've fallen and can't reach my vibrator. (neck massage, understand?)
     
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    french tickler
     
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    Can't reach my diaphram.
     
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    cant reach the chainsaw
     
  5. Dagaz

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    Can't reach my coke and I'm having aspartame withdrawal.
     
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    Airplane
     
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    beef jerky
     
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    Tacooo... (and yes I do mean vagina)
     
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    Pornograph
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    extra large double double
     
  14. Dagaz

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    My friends Jock Strap :eek:
     
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    scrotum hair
     
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    keyboard
     
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    flying dog
     
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    brass knuckles
     
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