Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the ____

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    doorbell
     
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  3. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    The red and green wires.
     
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  5. GLENGLEN

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    Flagooon Of "Cooking Sherry"........ I'm Getting Seriously Thirsty Down Here....




    Hell..Do I Care...????...Cheers Glen.



    P.S. ......What A Heartless..Uncaring ..Miserable Excuse For A Human Being I Am.........This Poor ...Helpless... Old Lady...Has Fallen In A Crumpled Heap............And What Is My Response.?????....Yep You Guessed It.............I'll Just Walk To The Fridge....After I Finish This Post.....To Top Up My Wine Glass....

    Compassionately Yours....

    Glen.
     
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    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    computater, need my hip forums fix......:)
     
    farmout, Dec 15, 2007
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  9. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    Help! I've fallen and can't reach the Tea and Scrumpets!
     
    Rock Hard, Dec 16, 2007
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  11. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the word book thingy...

    The word's dictionary!

    ...the the pages of meanings....

    it's DICTIONARY, fuckwad!!!

    ... that Webster book thing..

    aaaah fuck, I give up, stay there-- friggin yutz!
     
    stinkfoot, Dec 16, 2007
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  13. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    Help! I've fallen and I can't reach the "Big Double Ended Dildo that I use to stop the draught from coming in under the door"
     
    Rock Hard, Dec 16, 2007
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  15. Love Fest1969

    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    bloody knife on the floor.
     
    Love Fest1969, Dec 16, 2007
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  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Reach The Note Pad To Write My "Last Will And Testement" In Which I Intended To Leave My .......Multimillion Dollar Bank a/c.......Stocks And Shares........Beach Houses In ......Australia.......Florida......France.......Italy ........My "Lear Jet"........Snow Chalet In Switzerland......etc etc etc etc..............To My Cherished.. Caring..Sweet.. Grandson GLENGLEN .



    WHAT THA!!!!!!!!! FER F***S SAKE........DAMN YOU WOMEN.......GET UP OFF THAT FREAKEN FLOOR.......NOW !!! I TELL YOU !!! NOW!!! NOW!!!
    NOW!!!....DAMNI'T......!!!!!!!!!





    Yours..... In The Quest For A Simpler Life....

    Your Devoted Grandson.....Glen..

    P.S. Luv Ya Gran.XOXOXO
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 16, 2007
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  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    the "g" spot
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 17, 2007
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    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    trail mix
     
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    crayons
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 17, 2007
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    oxygen tank or the pack of cigarettes hidden between the couch cushions ​
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    Love Fest1969 Classic Rocker

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    Planter's Nuts
     
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  31. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Beer...............:)
     
    farmout, Dec 17, 2007
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  35. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    the old coot with the large penis, that made me fall over in the first place!
     
    Rock Hard, Dec 17, 2007
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    Firm ass
     
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