nope he was just a puppy and someone left the bathroom door open. so he got my razor which was on the edge of the tub, chewed off the head (which contains the blades.. wtf) and ate just that. his mouth was bleeding, but that was it. the vet would give him xrays every day to see if it was progressing ok and it did just fine
And this week's darwin award goes to... Seriously though, who in their right mind would shrug off swallowing a tack? Especially when high, I wouldn't be able to get the picture of torn intestines and shit leaking into my stomach cavity out of my head. Lies, all lies.
What did your friend say that made you laugh so uncontrollably that you swallowed a thumb tack? If I don't get an answer I'm calling shenanigans.
dude, if this kid really did swallow a thumb tack and didn't go to the hospital then he's fucking retarded.
Omg, kid, whoever you are. Thank you. This has to be the most ridiculously fucking funny thread ever. Alsmost beats out Yeal's "weed really is bad" thread. No, he never would have swallowed the thumbtack if he wasn't a dumbshit. Lots of us get high. Some of us get high every day, all day. But a very small minority of people get high then decide it's a good idea to put sharp objects in their mouth's. :cheers2:
Don't blame it on sweet MJ. I'm telling you it is Darwinism, survival of the fittest, his seed is meant to die.
I agree with you that marijuana isn't harmless, but this is plain untrue. You know, about 10 years ago, my older sister was sewing some clothes and she was holding some straight pins in her mouth. Mom said something to make her laugh, and she sucked one of the pins right down. Nobody was intoxicated. It just so happened the pins were small and she was having a bit too good of a time. Mom took her to the ER, where they told her she'd be fine and just wait for it to pass. They said it was good it went down head end first, instead of pointy end first. Anyway, she was fine, but my point is, these kinds of accidents can happen pretty easily even if you aren't high. The only thing the pot may have caused is his apathy.
What happened to your sister WanderingSoul? Fish bones are pretty much like needles and I'm sure I have swallowed some. But even so I've heard they can becoming lodged in your throat.
I was joking, people who don’t smoke pot will use anything to bad mouth pot, and this being one of them
kidding being the rolling eyes smiley. as The Old Fuck said... "the kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own." i suppose it works for thumbtacks too.
my friend's dog Lola swallowed a razor blade before too. and he lived. that was like 5 years ago, too
