Hephatrump's cure for the wildfires !!!

You don't seriously think he might rake them himself...

 

Nah... He will throw rakes at people like he did with paper towels.

 

Hey, he just doesn't want to start a panic!

 

Any one who has spent more than 20 minutes outside a vehicle or building in the American west (or Australia, Brazil, Mexico or Canada for that matter) knows what a stunningly absurd idea Trump is drooling about rakes. Another consideration is that much of the acreage burned is grass or brush....a Toro or weed eater maybe!!. Perhaps an electric broom? An electric toothbrush?

 

Scientific American Endorses Joe Biden
We’ve never backed a presidential candidate in our 175-year history—until now Scientific American Endorses Joe Biden

Yes, due to Trump's persistent denial and rejection of science, leading to a worsened pandemic and an environmental crisis, Scientific American magazine has endorsed Joe Biden.

 

Well, Joe endorses science.
Forrest Trump, however, does not.

 

How about we load Hephatrump in one of those fire dowsing 'planes and drop him (from a great height) onto the fire !!!

 

Not sure if we'd get arrested or a medal.

 

Providing we get rid of Hephatrump, would it matter ???