Here you go ladies.... the 1,234 pound man

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Pressed_Rat, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    you guys are totally cruel.
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The guy with the previous record cut out a U-Shaped impression into his kitchen table in order to eat [​IMG]




    If they made a movie about him it would have to be the sequel to the Blob [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  3. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    mmmm I wanna get me some of that
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    An appetite for the flesh have we?


    :leaving:


    Hotwater
     
  5. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    It's disturbing to see the various places the body decides to store fat in such excess...
     
  6. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The distribution of fat does have evolutionary biologists swarming all over this guy [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    good god.
     
  8. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    sweet baby jesus.. that guy is BIG. I really wonder what his meals are like.

    A bucket of turkey legs for a snack? I bet he's really fun to play with in the pool. CANNONBALLLLLLL.
     
  9. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    A cannonball are you kidding :H

    The guy could create a Tsunami which would wipeout most of the guests [​IMG]


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  10. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    thats the point.

    Everyone bring your surfboards!!

    I would just get a big infaltable chair and some beer. and wait for the fun
     
  11. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    What a humiliating state to live in. It's amazing what the human body can endure.
     
  12. lakeoffire

    lakeoffire Live.Laugh.Fuck.

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    haha wow i lterally laughed out loud at that.

    im quite jealous that his tits are bigger than mine :/
     
  13. ruski

    ruski Senior Member

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    that's hot.

    especially that rash thing on his leg
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    his tits aren't just bigger than yours. his tits are bigger than YOU.
     
  15. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    Wait, he founded an organization to help overweight people? :lol:
     
  16. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh hell--he died yesterday.Poor bastard.
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i only see where a jose uribe died in a car accident. no way our manny is getting in a car.
     
  18. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    Rat you should be proud: I just typed '1,234 pound man' into Google and this thread was the second search result. :D
     
  19. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Look at how happy he is! :D
    [​IMG]
     
  20. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Hes been losing weight, he's down to about 800 pounds now.

    I imagine that affects his hotness factor...
     

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