Here's an idea:

I apologize to all Italians -- and to all rabbits.

 

Don't confuse over the details, you'd be a winner for sure

 

If it was a spectator sport, we'd all be winners!

 

Hmmm, do I get some type of ribbon or certificate?

 

no, but I get to keep a pair of your panties

 

Why do all threads turn into a fuckfest?

 

Hmmm, as long as I get to take a pic with them on you first.









kidding

 

we were just clarifying what you considered a sport. You said sex would be a sport so we started discussing sports. all in all we were just doing what we thought would make you happy.

 

I never said sex was a sport.

Jeez, lynsey, your reading comprehension is horrible tonight.

 

okay, I would like to potition that sex is a sport. i would also like to potition that we make reading comprehension a sport so maybe than someone else will have a chance of winning.

 

SNAP! ~ nice one

 

better make spelling a sport, too.

 

And that funny trick where you can make it look like you're sliding your thumb off, when it's really your other thumb.

 

you are too focused on spelling -that's why you can't win at sex.

 

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! FUCKING BURN!!!!!!!!!

 

actually for some - the alphabet is involved in sexual technique.

 

I am way too self-concious for those techniques. ):

 

Sadly, this is true.

 

...I'll bring a friend for you at the competitions.

 

without looking at the stats im going to say prior, but i like Maddux the best. And how could you leave out Matt Clement and Carlos Zambrano? their whole staff is good