High School PUBE-sical... Hahaha

O my fucking god.

 

Awww Katherine Heigl is so fuckin hot dude. I never knew she was on Disney, but I went through plenty Kleenex watching her on Roswell.

 

Yeah she was in that movie "Wish Upon A Star". She plays a sexy older sister who trades bodies with her nerdy little sister. Zeeexxxy

 

The funniest thing was though, when I woke up my cat was looking at me in the weirdest way. hahaha.

 

She was so hot in Knocked Up too....... mmmmmmmm. I have too many beers to be on the internet talking about women I would lije to make love with... mmmmmmmmm

 

You cat probs planted that dream in your brain, baby.

 

Oh shit. I think I remember that movie. It was kinda like Freaky Friday.

Hey, what about Kirsten Storms.....the girl that played as Zenon, or whatever her name was. Remember her? She's sexy as fuck, these days.

 

Hahaha, I even tried to go back to sleep to continue that dream. It didn't work though.

 

YEAH SHE IS. SHe's on some soap opera now being all slutty and shit.. Yeehhhhhh

 

Me too. I've drank 2 40's of Steel Reserve and am drinkin some Colt 45 now. I could talk about purdy girls all night. hahaha

 

Dude, even her belly button wouldn't be safe from penetration, if I were near her. Years ago, I used to watch Days Of Our Lives when she was on it, just so I could see her.

 

I am pissed, If the night went right, I would be drunk, stoned, rolling, and getting some from this girl. Fuck!

 

Yeah. I'm drinking the rest of my Magic Hat Mystery beers. I actually hate the taste, toooo hoppy but they are taking up too much room in the fridge, yannno.

 

What went wrong?

 

Things don't work out sometimes dude. Just go with the flow, drink some Tuss, and look at some porn.

 

!!!! Hahahahahahah

 

Never tried it. I hate the taste of Steel Reserve too. Ever tried it? It gets you drunk as fuck though. Colt 45 is the shit too.

 

The guy didn't come through with the E and was trying to rip me on xanax, but TNS saved me from getting ripped off (thanks man).

Yea things don't work out well for me lately, but life goes on.

Btw, what is tuff?

 

You better hide your belly button too lol

 

No problem man.