when I was four years old he lost his virginity, he feels old and so every time I say the word four he remembers the conversation we had about that and disolves into a heap of mortality, it's a great trick........
no one who would marry into my family would be okay...... it is just not possible...... and he saw it coming too......
beyond fucked up, we aren't the most fucked up, we aren't even in the top ten, but we're suffieciently fucked up to have everyone running around making things worse (everyone worse than us has people locked away methinks) it's fun example: my paternal grandparents divorced and remarried EACH OTHER 16 times...... that is the funny one that it's okay to telly company.....
they're dead, they were the fun grandparents..... grandma died of alzheimers and grandpa of a heart attack like 3 weeks later
sorry.. My family is not that fun... Except my grandfather, who married my grandma when he was 16 or 17...
my aunt is attention depreived she always OD's to get attention my uncle is pretty sane but he used to drink alot & has a really nasty ex my grandpa is adorable if your loud in his home he "resticts" you from hearing the tv which pretty much means he puts his headphones on my dad is okay nothing really extraordinary awesome past though my mom is awesome everyone gets addicted to her ....i don't remember any other family except my sis & bro & im bored with this so im done
