You looked into Fountains of Nay? She's a pretty writer, which is my type for sure. She lives in wales. Go for it!
Wiked sense of humor eh? I got the perfect match for you. His name is Stinkfoot. He's the only person here who's wit I feel inadequate to on occasion. He's amazing clever, and he's got abs like bam. He's a bit of a rebelious long wolf kinda thing, but I think you'd like him.
Sorry. I felt bad for the guys, so I went ahead and let them take dibs on you for a little while. I can't always hog you.