Hipforums Action Figures!

I thought it looked like the Coop.
I wasn't positive, though.

 

I have these figures at my place, and like four others:



Shut, up. I'm a Tomb Raider fanatic...have been for yeeeeears.
I only wish I'd kept my Halloween costume from like 1999.

 

Lara Croft is fucken hot

 

She's my hero.
I wish I could do one third of the cool shit Lara Croft does.

 

In the first Tomb Raider movie, my favorite scene is where she's standing on the balcony in her PJs on a bungy cord in her house.
Then, she just fucking drops and floats downward. I swear, I ever get rich, I'm buying a big house like that and a big cord to hang from.
Shit's awesome.

 

dont you need boobs for that?

 

Now, you're just being mean, crappie.

 

skidrowgirl,

Good news, Tomb Raider III is on the drawing board and Angelina Jolie will be reprising her role as Lara Croft. She's currently in the process of getting back in shape after giving birth.

Production would have begun earlier only the second installment bombed at the movie theatre.


Hotwater

 

I didn't even know that there was a Tomb Raider II. I thought the first one had the stupidest plot ever. Why didn't she just destroy her half of that thing? Movie could have been over in 2 minutes.

 

That Tomb Raider doll has boobs growing out of her shoulders...

I would love a daisymae doll. She would have boobs growing out of her shoulders just like Lara Croft

 

I want a Kaleigh [ihmurria] action figure!

She would be equiped with a *nibble* grip.

 

Hahahahaha i have that commercial on my computer.
[Cheesy American accents]"Jesus Christ is heeeere!"
"I'm Jesus king of the jews!"
"You're not the king of the jews!"
"Watch out jesus it's a trap!"
"Crucify him!"

"The jesus christ action figure play set. Go ahead, throw the first stone."[/cheesy US accents]

I luuuurve that ad. Funniest shit ever. I wonder if it's real, anyone seen it on tv?

 

lol hipforum action figures would be kinda fun.....

 

Since hipforumers are essentially seated when posting int he forums shouldn't they toys be refered to as "inaction figures"?

 

here is madcrappie policing the forums.... and he is sending skip a message via walkie talkie

 

Yeah, he's saying. "Man, thanks to that fantastic fudge packing last night, my arse is feeling rather sore."
"Stop bending me over when I pass out, Skip."

 

oh I thought he was saying

"ban avoider in RT"

 

Who's avoider? Is that an actual screen name that someone is lurking with or just someone avoiding something?

I'm too lazy to check for a profile.

 

funny

I mean a BAN-AVOIDER.

 

She's trying to say that we should avoid these products. It's probably part of some boycott. Hippies are always boycotting stuff.