Mine are a little worn from yanking them out of so many mouths :X. But I touch myself enough that they should return to normal before too long.
I prefer to be called destroyer of worlds, but it hasn't caught on. Yeah, you can call me by my name, Jen. I live without rules. But if it bothers you, I can just call 'ya Orgazmik. I like the sound of it anyway.
I always stray away from using peoples real name in public fora. Even if they offer it up. I'm not sure why. Also, Lodui hasn't destroyed any worlds. Except the time he vaporized Saturns fifth moon. Man, was that a fiasco.
You can call me whatever gorgeous. Unless it's demeaning or something. Lodui don't play like that. BTW, Lodui means usurper of the righteous path. I'm probably a bit overbearling grandiose.
I told you, I was drunk. And don't nobody be talking no smack about my kitty. I'd sooner walk away from being pimp slapped then someone insulting my cat.
A few points need to be addressed here. 1)Who talked shit about your cat to start with? 2)You never walk away from a pimp slap. You usually sit down and cry for like 30 minutes. 3)Can we vaporize something a little more local next time, Einstein. Can't exactly start a revolution by vaporizing Saturns fifth moon.
pumpkin? muffin? sugarplum? schmoopie? ahahaaaa schmoopie :X (ok, Lodui/usurper of the righteous path suits you way too well, I need to give you a horrifically cutesy name)
Aaaahhh, Boogabaah, you're way cuter than Tori Spelling, don't even try to make a comparison. I hate all these shows that have been named off. Why can't we be like...I dunno...House MD? That show's way cooler than those others. I'll be a dying patient. You guys have to save me. Ready? Go.
I think that sounds suitable. But only if you order 50 miligrams of the drug of your choice stat every 15 minutes. Because I love the word stat.
*cackles* yaknow, you'd be cuter as a nurse than as the patient though, as a patient, I could just have my way with you