Hippies

does lynsey still want to see me naked? i hope so.... i still masturbate to her pillow pics on etsy

 

i haven't had pork in nearly a decade.

 

How did this turn into being about hot chicks wanking anyway?? :biggrin:

 

zilla happened. thats how.

 

I know some of you and expect to know all of you some day. Till then, I prefer to hang out in chat. Also, I'm just a lusting dirty old hippy, pay no attention to my advances or insinuations. Although, you're still HOT babe!

 

I'm all about her man Dean.

 

Brah, she's only 15 brah, she lies about her age brah.

That's kinda sick, brah, in my opinion brah.

 

That's what she said! That's what she said! :biggrin:

 

Someone mentioned that hippies don't use computers. Hippies that are into technology are called zippies.
Urban Dictionary link -http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zippie

 

i am not a hoodie with a zipper down the front :toetap05:

 

Her zipper is in the back.

 

you know that's why you're always calling me for fone sekz

 

thanks for having my back, brotha.

 

unzip it and *poof*

bill murray

 

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Nah, you're too old.

I call you in order to get closer to my ultimate goal...

Your unborn child.

 

I'd pork her. How about a hizzah! :biggrin: Don't leave me hangin.

 

Not really, I married a teenager. Legally of course. I'm a Southerner after all. And no, before you ask, she was not a relative.


However, if you are trying to use the rape of children to score some kind of humorous shots at me, you need therapy brah

 

Zilla doesn't do pork.