Ok ok ok....don't make me feel bad here. You're allowed...... but don't tell anybody. It'll ruin my reputation
Hey, my own husband who I've been with for 10 years can still make me wonder if he's kidding or not. Really dry sense of humor. I've got one too, but no where near like his. My oldest son has a really dry sense of humor too. I'm sure my other two kids will pick up on it as they get older.
She's gonna kick my ASS... BTW - I am quite sure being "whipped" by HCM would be more than worth the ridicule you'd get from other men for being whipped.