Hit On the Poster Above You

Dear afowlking........Trust Me..She Doesn't.!!!...You Are Young.....You Have Your Whole Life Ahead Of You.....Pleeeeeeese Don't Make A Mistake Of This Magnatude At Your Tender Young Age.......Take My Advice......Withdraw Your...."Hit On"....Climb Back On Your Horse......And Ride Off Into The Sunset........Trust Me.....In Years To Come......Your'l Thank Me For This Advice......



Yours.......Whilst Trying To Protect The Younger..Vunerable.. Forum Members From Lifes Inherent Dangers..........(boogs?)

Glen.

 

ahahah.. my little brother is 15.. darn teenagers!! i'm shaking my fist..

wait whats this thread about??.. ooh yeah.. so glen.. wanna go do some adults only stuff?

 

Boogs, lets go swimming in that creek close to your place.

 

that river is 2 hundred miles from here... but i'm sure we could find another...

 

Get your hands off me!

 

what was that? lower? okay

 

Yeah baby, swallow my nuts.

 

peanuts? are they still in the shell?

 

Mine are in a jar. My ex gave them back when she moved away.

Boogs, tell me more about that river.

 

the river was paradise. warm sun, hot rocks, cool water. no eyes, so one could get as naked as the day they were born, and i did!

comin' with me next time?

 

....YES....YES....YES....



Yours.......Whilst Hoping That Wasn't A "Too Over The Top" Response....

(subtlety was never my strong point)...

Glen...

 

lets go! we can hold hands and skip down to the swimmin' hole!

 

I Don't...."Do" Skipping...Sorry, I Tend To "Do" A Big Butch Swagger....Just Like Footballers And Weightlifters.......Still, The Two Of Us.....Should Provide Lots Of Giggles From Onlookers With Our ..."Skip-Swagger" Routine....




Yours.......Whilst Praying The Distance From The Car To The Water Is A Mercifully Short One...

Glen.

 

Okay Glen, I'm back....
Now show me your tits!

 

I like your ........ How about I stroke it some time?

(Sorry guys had to hit on myself)

 

how about you stroke me instead ?

lololol

 

I would cimb the highest palm, only to hold your coconuts.

 

I Would Love To Squeeze Every Last Drop Of Milk Out Of Your "Coconuts".....


Cheers Glen.

 

Is that a banana in your hammock or are you wearing a thong?

 

Are you free tonight, or is it gonna cost me?