Holy shit, Earthquake

Crikey!

 

hahahaha The Metro paper had a cartoon with some firemen looking at a newspaper story about the quake and saying "OOOH MY GOD ! A chimney fell off a roof in London"

I was awake at the time and I can tell you that in this part of London there was not a sound nor even a slight tremor or rattling or anything - absolutely zilch

 

LOL a 5... I've slept through worse in Japan

 

I didn't feel a thing! I was very disappointed when I found out about it in the morning

 

What?!! Im not too far away from it [we holiday'd there once xD] and i slept right through it... So did the rest of my family... But someones chimney fell off and apart from that there was nowt i know of in this town.

 

Yeah I have had sex like that as well - ssooooooo disappointing isnt it ??? Its through too much booze

 

Oh LOL, shortly after an event that occurs once every blue moon I used a colloquialism evocative of surprise that included a word in it that could be related to anal intercourse, and you guys called me out on it! Egg is definitely on my face.

Shit, people say my jokes are awful...

 

It took you well over a year to post that

 

Sometimes I can be slow to respond to things.