Holy shit there is weird stuff in the galleries

You could've just washed up afterwards. No need to deal with the pain of holding it.

 

*bends over*

 

You actually made me laugh out loud. Oh my....my cheeks are hot.

 

that might sound sexy if i hadn't met my stepfather that way.

 

He was spreadeagled on the kitchen table and you were dressed as a post-op dildo wearing mechanic?

 

no, i was 7 or 8 and he came to the door dressed as the devil and asked for my mom. she wasn't home. i reconsidered the intelligence of opening the door. it wasn't halloween.

 

Do you think that there is a chance that this devil fetish gene runs in the family?

 

probably. i know more than i ever wanted to that she's very loud in the sack, too.

 

:talk2hand

 

yeah. afternoon delight my ass. what a way to ruin a perfectly good saturday: hearing your parents having sex.

 

Fucking hell! You could here mine too.

You must be scarred for life.

 

mine never had sex. they just talked alot at night and laughed.

:leaving:

 

i'd have to go to my friends' houses during lunch, beg for food.but that was back when my parents actually had sex and slept in the same room. musta been 20 or so years ago.