Good God......A Man Only Wants To Rent It For A Few Minutes, Not Buy The Whole Goddam Thing.... Cheers Glen.
Mmmm.. so there is no haggling with hookers from what I've read. Total bullshit. I don't know what I'm getting and they want me to pay first? I'm sick of these damn lot lizards charging me 60 for a half and half. 15 a hand 30 a suck, 50 a fuck 60 a half and half.. come on now. What happened to the good old days when you gave them 20 bucks and a pack of diapers.. damn this is a cruel cold world.
I get on different moods so...to me there's a difference between a hooker and a prostitute. For a fast-fuck, a hooker will do. For the pornographic experience of your life, only a prostitute. A hooker "hooks" you, and does the bare minimum to make you cum in the allotted time (and if not, your time is still up). A prostitute actually delivers the best, cleanest, and safest service possible and enjoys her profession. Usually charges more. The question that gives the definite answer as to whether someone is a "hooker" or "prostitute" can be summed up in 4 words: Do you do anal?
I always heard they didn't do anal... Why idk its bullshit. I'm paying I deserve to take a cruise down the hershey highway. Also, i'm getting tired of the bullshit. I want to do an Alaskan pipeline, they say no, once again I'm paying good money bitch.. take that condom full of shit up your butt and like it, dont complain. How much would it cost for me to fuck you- thats the real question here.
I realise my opinion wasn't asked for and I also unfortunately have nothing to contribute to the OP's questions. But.. I have so many mixed feelings on hookers! I honestly can't help it. I hate the thought of streetwalkers, I just picture seedy desperation. I also imagine the men who use them to be vile. Which is utterly ridiculous, I know. Sure, some of these men are vile. But that can be said for everything, everywhere. I certainly try to be non-judgemental about it. I have an incredible crush on a guy at the moment (actually I have done for about a decade) and he fessed up to me about having been with prostitutes. I put me off him completely for a while! However, I am pretty close to some people who run an agency and some of the girls that work there. Brothels are illegal in this country but prostitutes aren't. The girls I know are mostly beautiful, sensible and classy. The generally have a good head on their shoulders and you wouldn't know they were prostitutes to look at them (common misconception that you can tell a whore just by looking at her- unless you're in some sort of red light district or Soho). Regardless, I have a fantasy about being a whore. I don't fantasise about the multiple sex partners or the mystery of who I may be sleeping with. But I certainly fantasise about getting dolled up, being in a beautiful appartment and having sex with a very hot man for money. When I picture that as whoring it sounds like an ideal job! Unfortunately it wouldn't work for me since that's far from the reality. That said, if I met a sexy man in a bar who offered me money for a fuck, I'd have a hard time refusing. It's an alluring scenario.
You gotta realize there is no "they." Each hooker is different. Some do anal, some don't. I can tell you from experience. How much would it cost for you to fuck me? Well, I'm assuming you're a male. I have never had sex with a male... I'm also not a pro. So, it would depend on your looks and it would certainly run up there in the 6 to 7 figures, if it's at all doable.
Paying to be with a woman.. it's disgusting, its gross, its vile. Sure ^. But its better then paying to do those dirty things to a man. I don't want to have a trunk flopping around while I'm pounding from behind. The thing about hookers, prostitutes, floozys, lot lizards, whores whatever you want to call them. Is it is risqué. The thought of raw dogging someone you don't know. The chance of you catching something crazy. I here most of them dont let you raw dog which is bulllllshit in my opinion. I'm paying cold hard cash for there chlamydia. They best give it to me and give it to me fast. If I want to plug it up there pooper and have them lick my chocolate swirl cone, she best be on it! All my fantasies fullfilled in one swoop of a 50 dollar bill. Or a couple bags of doritos. I just want to shove a fish in someones ass that I don't know. Is that so wrong?? I'll pay them damn good money- as long as it is reasonable.
Thats way over priced. I'm a fucking hunk. I'm a dream boat. Everything you have ever hoped and dreamed for. I just want to pay for a little hanky panky.. can you blame me? Sometimes you gotta pay for a little nsa relationship. I'm not going to pay that much, you should be paying me. Look, I max out at one hundred bucks. USD of course. I'm not going to be spending hundreds of dollars on some high class floosy.
Yeah. It's very difficult. But I would try getting tested every 27 days and hook up with a prostitute who does the same, and if you're a regular client and she's open to it...I know it would be possible. You can also bugchase with the serious crackwhores on trash routes. They'll do anything, I'm sure. But, of course...your tolerance for risk has to be extremely high. Mine is not that low, but I couldn't do it without testing.
See thats what I'm talking about the cheap ones. How can I travel the world and fork out all this money. I cant, its impossible. I gotta stay low budget. I'm on a budget duh.
You know I'm a guy, right? Anyway, were I ever to have homosexual sex, it would probably be with a cutsey dude (for starters). Not a hunk.
There's a whore out there for any financial, psychological, or physical condition. That's the beauty of it. :2thumbsup:
