How big is your dick, do you pleasure your woman?

What about when the chicks say "it taste like pork"?no muslims for you.

 

Yep that sounds like what their saying, better get the tape measure and camera out again, so you can so us. Huh?

 

Eh' I just rub it in Chicken fat and they never know the difference. :cheers2:

 

if the snow is more than a foot deep..shale has a hard time peeing outside because of the frostbite

 

lol at this whole thread

 

My dick varies in size, whether or not it is pleasing to women is up to them.