HOW can you...

you really think a month will be long enough? what r u ... vanilla or something?

 

well, I'm not waiting forever here.....


I'm desperate and I'll take what I can get

now, if you were any kind of normal human being, you wouldn't have wiped for months and months already, and you'd be ready to take that pic right now



but no


you had to conform to society and wipe the fecal matter out of your ass and flush it away with the rest of the wasted excretions


:toetap05:


I don't even know what to say anymore

 

Beg again.

Now wait just a damn minute! How do you know what I do and don't do with my ass & shit? Aren't you making a little ass-umption here? You're not being very ass-tute, are you? Sometimes you just ass-tound me, Ganja!!


As a matter of fact, I've been eating fiber bars and beans all day, so I'm saving up a nice big juicy one for you... kinda like whipped topping on top of an already scrumptious treat. All for you!

And what thanks do I get??? :toetap05:

*rolls eyes*

 

Ok, Ganj...

I've shat my ass and let it stew
a nice big chunky one...saved just for you


But to get to the tootsie roll, you gotta help me pry apart these ass cheeks, won't ya? I have such trouble with them! No wonder I never wipe my ass.. too much hard work!

 

Hey I've already been through this... I'm not dumb.

Damnit man.

 

HA you admit it!

 

Maybe she just doesn't care ?

 

Blah blah blah you broads are so catty...

 

blablablbla everyone likes to make somethin outta nothin....never gets old does it?

 

I feel so left out of the loop on this one.

 

this was all fun to read.

 

I knew immediately who she was on about. Our resident drama queen. Gotsa be.

 

im not on about anyone, i just got such a good reaction to the first thread i created i kept going with it...

*shrugs*

 

What an ironic twist of events.

 

We have a resident drama queen? Ho shit...I wasn't elected queen this year, was I? People should inform me of shit like this so I can properly prepare. I need to perfect a good bitch fit.