How could get weed through airport security?

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Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?

 

Don't forget the Styrofoam.

 

That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.

 

I wanted to re-in act the airplane scene in Fight Club with you lol... When you said the thing about being a airplane monkey I just got the idea but you don't respond fast enough for me! Aha..

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm?
Narrator: No, I did not know that; is that true?
Tyler Durden: That's right... One could make all kinds of explosives, using simple household items.
Narrator: Really...?
Tyler Durden: If one were so inclined.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
[Gets up from airplane seat]
Tyler Durden: Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch...?

 

chuck palahniuk, great writer.

 

just be a man and plug it..

 

Really, in this day and age - don't be stupid and mess up the rest of your life for a couple grams of weed - which you could do trying to take Any weed through the airways.

Mail it to where ever you are going. Much easier to disguise And completely cover the smell.

 

It is! My favourite strain is spaghetti.

 

*in my worst italian accent* yea.. its called speghetti *thinks*stupid tourist they'll buy anything

 

Sounds like a good idea just remeber not to put a return adress

 

or you could be a dick and put the return address of someone you really hate

 

senders don't get busted. recipients do.

 

I wouldn't suggest bringing weed on an airplane, although I have done it a couple times. The first two times, I wrapped the weed around 5-6 ziploc bags, opened up a shampoo cap, and put the weed in it with the shampoo. The third time I just taped it on my thigh, I doubt they will search you, your a teenager with your parents.

 

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An Airport X ray shows up detail that would show the individual NUTS in chunky peanut butter. It shows different densities such as organic matter, food, plastics, liquids VERY obviously. Airport security might miss it however if they even glance at the image they will see a jar with brightly different colored splodge in the middle!

Some airport security are lax, however if you catch them on a day they are SLIGHTLY alert they will bust you. Basically flip a coin.

 

The peanut butter is your best bet. I don't know if they could see it through the xray, but it's probably the best you could do.

 

^^ Did you not read the post above yours?

 

The ONLY thing that will stop the X rays from highlighting the package in the middle in the specific color for "Organic material" is thick lead. Hiding something organic inside food with a TOTALLY different density will show up as bright as a bone in flesh except probably bright orange or green. Those X rays are AMAZING!

When I moved to Australia (I was allot younger) I took little army figurines with me, one of which they cut apart because there was something of a different color inside. Ended up being dirt from being played with in the garden. This was years ago! DO NOT try to get though X rays. It is the strongest point of airport security.

Edit: if you put thick lead to hide something they will just take it out for you as it will show us as a big white spot

 

I've smuggled weed through Amsterdam (schipol) airport before, on me in my pocket, the metal detecter doesn't go off and you're sound. Wear a pink floyd shirt, they like that.

 

This man's funny

 

they're not going to care if you try to snuggle weed OUT of the country lol, they'll get you in italy though... seriously those dogs are amazing