How do you answer the phone?

i usually just say hello if i dont know who it is and if i do.. depending on the person... say... "heeeeeey" or "hey, what up?" or just "yo" and start listening or talking depending on who is returning the call.

 

I dont answer the phone... i screen calls... and if they want to talk to me thay can call my cell... then i answer acordingly.... my boyfriends get a "hey sexy bitch"... and others get their wn depending on who they are

 

I say "Hello?".

I used to know a guy who would answer the phone with a "Talk to me..." Like he was Donald Trump or something. He just sounded stupid and annoying. (This was back before call display.....I'm so old..)

 

I can usually see who's calling and depending on who it is.. I make silly voices when I answer the phone. If I don't know who's calling I say "Hello".

 

I go with the dominoes bit a lot. I need to stop doing it to people other than my friends though cuz people keep hanging up.

Generally I just go with "Yeah......"

 

same here): the worst is when they throw in a sweetie 'Are your parents availible sweety?'-yuck. Erhm just hello and if I've been working too much I'll start to answer 'this is lynsey'.

 

so you can call me sweety and ask if my mom's home?

 

heh that was pretty funny

 

I answer "good morning/ good afternoon Steel Door" at work

at home I usually answer the same if I'm not careful. othern than that it's just hello with a drawn out 'ooo' at the end

 

mmm just (allooooooo or helloooooooooo )........

 

when i use to have caller ID back when i use to answer my phone, i would just pick it up and asked what do you want or why are you calling me, something along the lines of that...
But i just answer with Hello or yeah...

 

I usually just say hello

 

if i know its a friend or family member ill quote simpsons and say 'a hoi hoi' or 'johns crematorium you kill em, we grill em how can i help.' or 'mikeys taxidermy u snuff em we stuff em'

 

ooh i like that one i might have to steal it

 

yea... just like that.... Wut up do'(dough)... thats scary that someone else says it like that... im not alone in being wierd!

 

Office - Surname only.

Cell - depends on the call. Something along the lines of 'hi'/'what'/'damn'...
No Caller ID - no answer, only canned VM giving cell no.

Home - don't have one.

 

"...yes, satan? oh sorry, sir, i thought you were somebody else"

 

LOL.... county morge, you stab em, we slab em... my dad always uses that!

sometimes i will catch people of guard and answer "guess what?" they get all stumped and stupid. great fun!

 

i say, what the fuck do you want. no really.


people often call me pretending to be someone else but its pretty easy to tell who it is coz they're fucktards.

 

that one time I called your house, you answered, "Hello, Jesus loves you"