How do you become.. forever living?

idk its kinda like something i never took into consideration, mainly because vampires dont really exist(although if they did i would make a great one)

 

i dont know if you would make that great of a vampire

you haven't even taken into consideration if raping mortals would be a good idea or not, you gotta think about this stuff

and how do you know vampires arent real

this guy looks like one

 

but he seems to be in sunlight (fail) and thats just some freak) and id be too busy making woman my vampire slaves to rape them

 

well isnt the whole point of slaves so that you can rape them? i dont know

and dude everyone knows only the sun in our galaxy is harmful to vampires

that guy is on a planet in the andromeda galaxy

 

no the point of slaves is that you dont have to rape anyone, nor risk your existence being discovered

 

eh the whole "not letting your existance getting uncovred" is overrated

in todays world people would either not believe at all that someone is a vampire

or just think you are some vampire wannabe poser

and why would slaves help you not rape anyone?

i wanna fuck women and if im a vampire that cant die i sure as hell would do a lot more fucking as i wouldnt have to worry about stds, or would i?

lets get back on the subject of vampire aids. stelldrives, your possible girlfriend's health may depend on it because she is dating that vampire

 

well i take no chances as a human with aids. so if she has aids now. then ... wait who said possible gf? she lives far away and she is currently "involved" makes for a hard relationship doesnt it? but anyway if she had aids its a no-go.

and there is no limit to how many slaves you have, then you could have hardcore Caligula style orgies

 

and i have enough trouble with ppl thinking im emo, and i hate vamp kids.

 

well im just sayin man heres the scoop

i dont think she knows her boyfriend (who evidentally shifted pigment) is a vampire with aids

once she finds out she will be on the free market and with you being such a nice guy and all you might have a shot

but if we dont figure this shit out all manner of things could happen. she might get aids, the black vampire guy might hurt her, there is just too much that could happen to not treat this as a top priority

 

please she is more likely to get aids from a black guy than a vampire. and i dont fuck girls that fuck black guys. its a rule

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

right on

i dont either. but thats just because girls that fuck black guys are probably obsessed with huge penises, like those that i dont have

 

i have a big dick, but black cocks look like giant turds. and its just ugh

 

black dicks turn leave that black color behind, too. like rubbing a hershey bar on a hot plate

 

cells reproduce during mitosis, the cells in your body aren't with you your entire life...

 

I don't know, but some scientists are very optimistic that we will be able to suspend aging significantly within my lifetime. I hope they are right!

 

i don't. 80 years is enough for me, i don't want to be in a nursing home for half my life.