How do you get a guy into your bed??

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by BitterAsTheCud, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. guitarhero21

    guitarhero21 Member

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    If he isn't interested, then give me a message!! ;) lol
     
  2. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    ...or he's just not interested. Not every guy is a whore.
     
  3. so_cool

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    naw, every guy is a whore
     
  4. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

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    Or, maybe he doesn`t like subtle hints. If he`s anything like me, subtle hints make his cock go limp without notice, and directness makes it as hard as iron ore.

    That being said, I would have preferred to have gotten an e-mail saying, "I find you very attractive. Would you like to come over this afternoon at 3pm? Call me at lunchtime if you`re interested."

    Your e-mail sounds like someone who talks a big game, but when it comes down to it says, "I was just teasing/trolling." :biggrin:
     
  5. Cutted

    Cutted Cutted

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    He may be gay, very shy, still a virgin and wants to stay that way, or already in a serious relationship. How old are you and he?
     
  6. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    there's blatant man whores

    and then there's kind and caring men

    a shoulder to cry on

    "i am here for you...
    drank too much!?? here... let me hold your hair back."


    but the day arrives she calls them a "dear friend"

    and as quickly as you can say belinda!!

    they're fucking her overweight best friend :frown:
     
  7. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Ouch. I hope you're not speaking from experience. If so, my sincerest apologies.
     
  8. Humperdink

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    I kind of like my wife's overweight best friend. If anything happens to my wife, her best friend will be my first attempted hook up.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    goddammit, there's an overweight best friend i've been missing out on?
     
  10. Waysted

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    Why not just be honest and upfront, just ask him out for dinner/movie --whatever and tell him your really into him..Honesty always goes much further and if things work out saves you headaches in the long run.

    If he's interested, see how things go and then devour him...If he's not interested tell him it's a shame cause you would have sucked him dry of all bodily fluids and then rode him untill you walked like a cowboy. Then just let it be and find another yummy victim lol.

    Guys are easy as, but I think being straight forward and honest is always best. But I would wait till your out before hitting up for sex as last thing you need is a sexual harassment thing overyou head in the workplace.
     
  11. BitterAsTheCud

    BitterAsTheCud Member

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    Very very true. :)
     
  12. BitterAsTheCud

    BitterAsTheCud Member

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    If anyone is interested, I'm 19 and he's in his 20s. I thought men liked younger girls? :(
     
  13. PurpByThePound

    PurpByThePound purpetrator

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  14. BitterAsTheCud

    BitterAsTheCud Member

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    Wanna elaborate?
     
  15. PurpByThePound

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    not true that guys like young girls. but you aren't that much younger to make any difference. unless he specifically does like older (or younger - ruh roh) girls.

    just ask to suck his ween. if he says no he definitely must be gay or super shy.
     
  16. BitterAsTheCud

    BitterAsTheCud Member

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    I lol'd!
     
  17. Fingermouse

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    I think you're clearly a trolling bloke. No woman is this ignorant about what it's like to be a woman, and surely no woman would, out of the blue, send a potentially taken male colleague an email saying "I want to eat your cock", unless you're just incredibly backward.
     
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  19. BitterAsTheCud

    BitterAsTheCud Member

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    Omg, I'm not even trolling!
    The "Eat your cock thing" Was a joke. I haven't sent anything yet. I'm so shy and I wanna get it right!
     
  20. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    i plussed that. the op doesnt even sound like a grown-up.

    As for the thread question, i think, like most people here apparently, that making subtle comments will not work. But straightforwardness can just mean saying stuff like "hey i find u attractive" or "would u like to have dinner with me?", then see how it goes from that.
    Men are better at being clear about their intentions, just learn from them. A guy once told me, out of the blue while we were hanging out in a club with a bunch of friends, that he really wanted to kiss me. It worked.
    Confidence is sexy.
     

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