How do you kiss a girl?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Divine Light, Sep 6, 2008.

  1. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

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    That's too much goodness right there!
     
  2. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Last girl didnt comment on my kissing.
    Just when I put my fingers up her hole after a night on the piss
    , she slapped my face and said
    "Oi now tits first , Im not a slag"
    Being slapped was highly embarrassing given that I was front of the queue at Mcdonalds : (

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    Seriously a good kisser matches the other person's style and mood.
    There's no set techniques IMO
     
  3. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    You were fingering your girl at McDonald's?? :confused:
     
  4. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    and we have great theme parks, lake tahoe, the san francisco bay, burning man, which is the best coast?

    the west coast.
     
  5. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    that is fucking awesome, no matter the outcome
     
  6. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I gotta try that.

    Pretty hardcore man. [​IMG]
     
  7. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    yeah, that. what the hell?
     
  8. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    He ain't online.

    I demand details! :toetap05:
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    is she a tranny? not sure why you would need experience with boys...


    anyway, don't fucking kiss the poor girl! she wants a new friend and you're here trying to make out with her... doesn't work out well for anyone...
     
  10. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    LOL , let me clarify.
    A long time back yeah I did that.Not to completion tho'( I was starving)
    I wouldnt be allowed to do with *my* girl now LOL

    Stuff in places like libraries , trains , a crowded bar , clubs- I admit I attract shameful women that lead *me* astray( ahem)

    Actually I'm always "gentleman" on dates ( yep no one believes , I know)

    But McDonalds , thats past mucky , its crawling LOL:)
     
  11. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    Kissing well is just practise :D The more you kiss, the better you are. If I were you, I'd be a total slut before the date and go to a club and make out with anyone who looks at you.

    Perhaps this is why I don't date...

    But yeah - be a slut. Sluts have a sense of humour.
     
  12. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    you kiss her on the lips. duh.

    and not the lips she will be puckering.

    you need to head straight for the lips that have something useful between them
     
  13. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    Who said romance was dead: )
     
  14. DandelionDeathmetal

    DandelionDeathmetal Member

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    Lulz.
     
  15. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    from the guy who fingers girls at mcdonalds :tongue:
     
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    whats wrong with fingering a girl at mcdonalds? i mean, your fingers are already gonna be nice and greasy, just slip em right up there
     
  17. lilbear

    lilbear Don't prick a raw paw!

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    It still was sexy!! IMO:D
     
  18. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I've always just let things happen the way they are going to. I dont like forced moments, but love the ones you just flow into.
     
  19. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i really don't know how :(
     
  20. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    this is really sweet. you just follow the natural direction of the evening. energy will pull you guys to one another. can't force it. chemistry is there or it isn't there. you will know and it will be perfect.
     
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