How do you make your money?

from working

 

Screw 'em then.

I like you.

 

faggot

 

Are you jealous Gary.

You're my first man love. Don't be jealous.

Oh, also I sold those tapes for money.

 

whatever breeder, why don't you go start a family now

 

Seamonster and I invented this game where the first person to freak out whenever the other one acts gay is a faggot.

Eventually we ended up spending the summer together in San Fran, our hands in each others back pockets...

In the end. We both won.

 

it was an escalating series of dares

 

I make my money by working...


But the real money I make is when I sell glow stick razor blades and cold medicine to tweens...

 

and here I am constantly buying stuff from tweens

 

I make my living solving other peoples problems in assorted ways as per thier request. Some need to look like accidents, some suicides and seldom but easily some are okay to look like what they are. It ads more flavor to solve the problems up close and personal but far more relaxing is the distant solutions.


Perhaps I might one of you sometime....

 

Two questions.

Can you work next weekend and will you take watercraft as payment?

 

I sell flowers in Baltimore on the side of the road with my daddy.

 

Baltimore, Nebraska?

 

I need to start selling things on the side of the road, hmm, I have a collection of kidney stones from various people, maybe I could sell those...hmm, this could become a goldmine...

 

Red Bull and kidney stones, its gonna be a new sensation

 

Who put a Baltimore in Nebraska? I'm from Maryland.

 

Never heard of it

 

from the money tree ofcourse...

 

It sure is...They will have t-shirts dedicated to this new buzz... Just like Levi had "button your fly" ... I shall have one in this honor...

 

You're not missing much.