HOW does everyone masturbate?

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Jadis, May 8, 2005.

  1. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Oh, so you are gay? :p
     
  2. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    nope, hey everybody...lets all dress up in cloaks and sacrifice nate to the crops
     
  3. Nathan11

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    Promise?!?!
    :D
     
  4. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    penis for chairs!!
     
  5. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    i dont masturbate.

    haha i cant lie. i do
     
  6. Nathan11

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    That makes me happy in my pants.
    :D
     
  7. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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    hmmmm... could we have a thread that asks for more exact details?? :p
     
  8. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    I masturbate using my teeth.
     
  9. loveflower

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  10. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

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    That's masturbation for the Gods...
     
  11. Knowledge Rocker

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    0_o teeth? As a female I have but one thing to say to that...OW! :p
     
  12. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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  14. water_dreamer

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    i masterbate with a ridged branch.
     
  15. Knowledge Rocker

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    0_o now theres something I havent heard of before
     
  16. Mr Mojo Risin'

    Mr Mojo Risin' How are you 'now'?

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    ^has gone to the woods for a rummage... hmmmm, think I am stuck in the New peson above thread mode.

    Rummage is a good word... but I think I like nibble too... A rummage whilst nibbling [​IMG]
     
  17. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    i use roadkill
     
  18. Knowledge Rocker

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    kinky :D
     
  19. matty mcfatty

    matty mcfatty "freakin' awesome"

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    you can't even begin to comprehend how much.
     
  20. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I have several girls follow me around at all times so I don't have to get my hands dirty. :D

    Theres always the chance one of them is a ninja assassin though. Always gotta be on guard. :eek:
     
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