HOW does everyone masturbate?

i just finished bodyguard school if you lookin for one.

 

That might be a good idea, I can hardly get a moment to myself. :H

Why was I cursed with these incredible looks? Why god why?

 

ok i charge one hand job a day

 

but not from you, don't want ya to get your hands dirty sir.

 

The girls following me around...

Your choice of 'em buddy.

 

sweet when can i start?

 

I want to lick michael's balls?

 

i want to lick balls in general. i think...

 

oh

 

I have a pocket pussy

 

FINALLY one of you bastards fessed up!!!



i have a pocket ROCKET vibrator ahahhhahhahahhhahha
c'est purple. ahhahha.

 

I love that thing, its almost as good as the real thing, almost. I am a sextoy freek though!

 

ahhaha dude i saw that thing on this one sex show and they were testing out all these toys. most of the men didn't like their pocket pussies tho... perhaps it was a shitty brand? hahahahah.

 

Yea, I went out and put some money into it. It is alot better than just using the old hand!

 

Your 15 and got a vib. Thats sweet...

 

cant we move this to the love and sex thread? thatw as possible on the old forums, is it still?

 

aaaaaaaahahahah oh god i know.

they actually let me in the sex shop. i was shocked.

definitely better than the ol' hand. ahhah

 

aw thats no fun

all our friends aren't there.

 

Well, I think all girls should have one!

 

I agree. ahaha. It's alllllllllmost as good as sex

I'm going to go lay in the hammock for a while now . It's nice and warm today. 80