How gullible are you?

Would you be able to make my pecker blush?

 

No but if you want I can cut off your penis and cut out your belly button and try shoving it in there although it might just get lost with all the rolls of fat and plus the penis is much too small.

 

wow, that was just plain mean.

 

yea i know

 

That is perhaps the most childish post I have yet to encounter.


(I bet you COULD make my penis blush though)

 

are you jelious because your not as imaginative????? is it just too much for you?

 

and a little demented

 

awww thanks

 

you're welcome...

 

your very sweet

 

Hey, what about my demented mind? Is anyone gona credit me for my dementia?

 

ummm it's interesting... i guess....

 

hmmmmm......well, sometimes i wish i was more gulliable.

 

why's that??

 

I will make my instructions very clear for you so that even a 2 year old could understand them:

1. Open mouth
2. Close mouth
3. Bob head
4. Swallow
5. Wait 30 minutes and repeat

 

i do not undderstand

 

I was afraid of that. I can't make it any simpler than that though.

 

Holy Hot Dogs Batman

 

You know you're gullible if you believe in any of the following...


1. Ghosts
2. UFOs
3. Big Foot
4. Loch Ness Monster
5. God
6. Psychics
7. Astrology
8. "Alternative" Medicine
9. Magic
10. A nonphysical soul

 

And you know you're living a rather non-cosmic, close-minded life if you don't believe in at least 3....you pick 'em.
How sad that you think magic is not real...honey I've had so much in my life, it's invigorating. I've had so much that there is no way it could ever be mistaken for coincidense. I've never been deep sea diving but I know there's stuff under there thats never been seen, they keep discovering new things all the time, how could you possibly think that you know everything that is going on????
And how nasty and mean of you to put others down for their beliefs.
If you don't want to believe in anything fine and dandy but don't try to take the magic away from others.
Did they tell you on day one there is no Santa??? And now you want to ruin it all???
If I was there I would give you a hug, or at least try because you probably would push me away, but it would be there for you because I think you need alot more than you probably ever got.
teepi