How is the person above of you gonna die?

That is hilarious :lol: I love it.

As fate would have it.. Young FlyingBurritoBro was walking home from the store with groceries in hand.. Singing a cheery tune, expecting nothing to happen..... When out of the clear blue a car, driven by a drunk mexican veers onto the sidewalk running over FlyingBurritoBro... spilling his groceries.. and spilling much blood... The inebriated Mexican, keeps driving as if he has done nothing and heads to the nearest bar..

Again.. What a senseless tragedy =P​

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For some reason, Paul Schaffer strangled her on a golf course in Maine.

 

Turned Up At His Church Choir Practice Wearing A "String Bikini And Red Stilettos"..........Was Hastely Evicted........Unfortunatly Suffering Fatal Injuries From 100 Oversexed Choir Boys In The Melee.


Cheers Glen.

 

Chokes on an orange tabby cat.

 

Buys A Cheap 4dollar Flagooooon Of Burgandy.......Shakes The Living Daylights Out Of It Hoping The Resulting Bubbles Will Make It Look And Taste Like "Expensive Pink Champagne"............Resultant Explosion Puts An Early And Messy End To His Darstedly Plan.


Cheers Glen.

 

Global Warming

 

Rushed Into The Smallest Room In The House......Spun Around......Sat Down (as you do).........Forgot He Had Left The Loo Brush In The Bowl....Awwww!!........Details Are Way Too Graphic To Post Here Gentle Readers..........But You Can Read All The Gory Details In The December 07 American Medical Journal.........Chapter 6 ..Proctology Section......Subsection 4 Titled.....Amazing Medical Mishaps.....SubSub Section 9 Titled......(where the f**k did that brush get to) ???


Cheers Glen.

 

mistook for a seal and eatten by the Mighty Whitey.

 

doing wheelies on his harley.....

 

dies in prison after being convicted of accessory to Ned Beatty rape for playing the banjo during the eerie parts of deliverance.

 

Can you say, Spontaneous Human Combustion? ​

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Yes I can. I can also say Centifugal Molecular Disentigration.

 

WOW WOW WOW MY 100th POST YES YES YES "High Fives Fellow Posters" ........STRIKE UP THE BAND.......RELEASE THE 10,000 BALOONS........THROW THE STREAMERS.........COVER ME IN HUGS AND KISSES. Whats That I Hear ??? Calls Of Speech...Speech ...Speech.....We Want A Speech.!!!......Shucks (blushes ever so slightly)......Ahem (clears throat & begins prepared speech)


My Fellow Posters, I Am Humbled To Stand Here Before You All Today On This Most Auspicous Occasion....GULP GASP WHEESE CHOKE !!!!!!!(then collapses on stage).............At This Point In The Proceedings Gentle Readers It Apppears CrummyRummy Has Forcefully Inserted A Rather Large FlyingBurrito In GLEN x2 's Mouth !!!!!! The Rest Of His Epic Speech Is Lost And Regretfully Dear Folks, So Is GLEN x2 . ( as the curtain drops cue sounds of mass sobbing ).


Cheers From The Afterlife....

Glen.

 

Decided to play with some hand grenades. *Explosion* ​

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Duct tape, lots of duct tape.

 

A Junior Supermarket Employee Runs His Price Labelling Machine Over Her "Hot Naked Body"...........Manages To Affix 50,000 "On Special" Tickets ..........Then ,The Backing Glue Begins To Dry Out........Slowly Contorting Her Once "Hot... Naked... Voluptuous...Curvatious ...Seriously Bonkable Body" .......Into A Pathetic Grotesqe Twisted Heap Of Mangled Rotting Flesh.



Cheers Glen.

 

( I want what he is smokin)

arrows from bloodthirsty wild neeked crazed auzzie women.....

 

guillotine, in the french style.

 

"Farmout " Jumps To His Feet When Somebody Yells..."Who's Packin The Next One"............Recoils In Horror When He Realises The Plastic Bag Is Empty..(gasp)...............Six People Who He Regarded As His Closest Friends .....Rise Up "En Mass" Against Him.....Beating Him Relentlessly To A Pulp With Their Empty Bongs !!!..............The Moral Of This Story.?????.....Always Keep An "Emergency Stash" Hidden In Your Sock Drawer, Or Be Prepared To Cop The Backlash..........


Yours In A Cloud Of Smoke....

Cheers Glen.

 

Got a hold of some bad stuff... ​

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