How is the person above of you gonna die?

Cut in two lenghtwise when her thong got hung on a barbed wire fence.

 

Thought he was gonna be Mr. Kool and fix that bastard of a dishwasher that has been malfunctioning... In the end he was electrocuted severely.. literally.. fried.

Ouch.. what a painful way to kick the bucket. ​

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Asphyxiated in her dry cleaning bag. Seems she overlooked the "not a toy" warning.

 

Attempting to remain in character wearing a Mr. Kool-Aid costume, attempts to walk through a brick wall.

 

moved to Montana to raise a crop of dental floss, accidently ate some toxic yellow snow......

 

Prostate Cancer

 

alien life forms infected his eggnog......

 

buying a farm, ironically enough

 

Tried to walk over a "Frozen" lake...

Guess it wasn't as "frozen" as they thought it was. :-\ ​

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during an orgasm

 

giant gingerbread house she was decorating with icing collapses on her.

 

horse stampede in the heart of Amish community.....

 

one too many snowballs to the midsection.

 

Was mauled by a very large German Shepherd named Killer, after crummyrummy attacked his owner for no apparent reason.​

 

sneaky snake skeered the horse and off they went up into the mushroom clouds....

 

accident at the jigsaw factory

 

Accidentally shot 67 times by 45 different people.

 

giant cartoon foot comes out of the clouds and steps on her.

 

A colony of microscopic gnomes crawls into his nose when he falls asleep at a bus station, moves into his brain, and builds a large shopping complex with a bowling alley. The constant sound of the pins falling drives him insane and he runs into traffic and is killed by a truck filled with cheese doodles.

 

shot trying to pee on Donald Trumps limosine