How is the person above of you gonna die?

Develops an allergy to his own tongue.

 

Dies from an eye infection stemming from finding someone elses contact lens on the ground when searching for her own.

 

Kicked in the head by stonedmonki's horse.

 

Beaten to death by a troupe of Girl Scouts.

 

"Pie in the face" gag got out of hand

 

squealing like pig in ice water

 

Bitten by a rabid goat.

 

Whilst Playing A Social Game Of Ladies Lawn Bowls........Decided To Take Unfair Advantage By Substituting A 10 Pin Bowling Ball..............Result........Total Mayhem On Their Normally Placid Greens..........


Readers, It Never Ceases To Amaze Me ,Exactly How....... A Normally Peaceful Group Of Ladies... Manage To Fit Something ...The Size Of A 10 Pin Bowling Ball In....???????..........My Guess Is... They Used A Hell Of A Lot Of "Lube"....

Painfully Yours...

Glen.

 

Forgot the lube and was fucked to death

 

accidently dropped the snake in church Sunday and was fatally bitten.....

 

killed by other customers while taking to long to find exact change.

 

falls off limb while saving cat

 

ran over by ole St Nicks sleigh.....

 

Quicksand ​

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fell into flowing lava on the big island of Hawaii......

 

mistaken for a frolicking deer, and killed by a hunter.​

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avalanche of hay from the barn.....

 

Brainwashed into killing himself by a Jim Jones like figure ​

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Talking horse talked her into a stampede with the other horses, was trampled.....

 

huge plow hitch falls from the sky. No one knows why.