How is the person above of you gonna die?

Didnt pay the mafia on time.

 

Never Once Thanked His Poor Downtrodden Babysitter For All The S**t He Dumped On Her Many Years Ago.......... .As Her Anger Grew More Intense With Each Passing Year.......... She Finally Snapped .....And Smothered Him With One Of His Old Nappies She Had Kept Hidden All This Time.........



Yours, In A Smelly And Revengefull World......


Glen.

 

Will be killed by paranoid conspiracy theorists .

 

Enroled Himself At The "Conservatorium Of Fine Classical Music"................(thinking you can buy class....yeh sure).........Part Way Through The Lesson On Beethoven Was Heard To Ask....."Wheres The Doof Doof Dudes....Bring On The Bass....Crank Up The Amp."....................The Conservatorium Fell Silent.........Then The Conductor Slowly Stepped Foward ..And "BEAT THE LIVING S**T OUT OF HIM " With His Baton.......




Yours,In A Victory Against The" Uncultured" ,And The "Great Unwashed"........

Glen.

 

Accidently transposed a calculation improperly, carrying a one that should have been a seven, and his simple gravy recipe creates Fusion, uncontrolled fusion.
Everybody dies.

 

Absolute Bloody Nonsense......All My Gravy Comes Out Of A Packet...In Powdered Form.......Totally Safe..



Yours,Drifting In A Gastronomic Wasteland.....

Glen.

 

Buys a hankerchief from a visiting sailor, dies of bird flu.

 

sleep deprivation......

 

Died as a result of being exposed to a large amount of radiation ​

 

fell into a moving haybaler......

 

Ew. I knew a guy who fell between his tractor and bush hog. Yes, he did (go under). Yes, it did (hack him to pieces). Yes, he died (obviously).

Farm out dies when the tree he cuts down falls on him.

 

Froze to death after he was accidentally shut in the freezer at work​

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In a very unsuccessful sex change operation......

 

fell between a small launch and the pier, wave pushing the boat into his skull smashing it against the pier.

 

Testicles caught in a corn husker.

 

Leprosy brought on by advanced HIV

 

The McDnolands Mobile. I.E. Hoboe-pest control.

 

Runover by a reigndeer

 

Distressed by a receding hairline, an older but not wiser crummy gets discount plugs and the n00b implanting them puts them in backwards. The new hairs (from his butt) grow backwards into his brain and cause a stroke. Also he spends his final moments thinking about buttsex.

 

Decides porn is really her cup of tea, answers an add to film a snuff film.