How is the poster above going to die?

Killed by crazy papier mache monkey

 

fell into icehole after being pushed by an asshole....:-0

 

Drowned in the car wash after forgetting to put the top up on the convertible

 

steps on a tic tac and in a state of panic runs out into the middle of the street and suddenly gets trampled by a stampede of chickens

 

Attacked and trampled by old ladies at the Wal-Mart pantyhose sale

 

get's stuck up George W. Bush's anus and suffers a slow painful death consisting of breath loss and you could only imagine what else...

 

Ate a package of mentos......and then stupidly drank a huge helping of diet pepsi

 

while dragging all his cash from the bank, trying to avoid the stock market crash in the US, is mugged by a crazed crowd of penniless ex-middle class honkeys....

 

gets punched in the face for not paying $5 back to your dealer... shits rough man.

 

starved to death while wandering around and around the path less traveled...

 

OH you got me! hahah got hit in the head by a flying drumstick at the local summer festival!

 

sank in the quick sand trap on the 7th hole and was never seen again...

 

Was trying to out run the "man with no eyes" and tripped on a railroad tie...fell right on a spike...

(and another shameless Newman reference)

 

while calmly working under a rather large humvee in his air conditioned garage, Boogs snuck in and let the lift down, really really fast....:-0

 

Forgot about two pieces of piercing jewelery when he was put in the MRI machine

 

running circles around a grizzly bear while holding a sandwich

 

Wins a free backstage pass to visit with Metallica and while waiting in the hallway gets caught downloading their music for free

 

Tries to hitch hike anywhere near Toronto and gets picked up by Karla Holmolkas new BF

 

smothered in gravy

 

Poor crummy was loved to death....