How is the poster above going to die?

pulled it out and hemorrhaged

 

choked on a chopstick

 

swallowed too many little blue pills...:-0

 

fell

Edit: lame from this lame post

 

impaled on top of a teepee while tryin to hangglide off of a nearby mountain range....:-0

 

tripped on a nickle and did three summersaults .....right onto the biggest rustiest feces coverd nail you can imagine

 

from me beating the shit out of him.

 

Scared to death by a spider as she sat on a tuffett eating her curds and whey

 

Jealous husband....

 

Flipped out and popped an aneurism after his )))))))))))))))) button broke and he couldn't type smilie faces anymore

 

thought he was aloud to pet the polar bear at the zoo

 

choked on human bone

 

Choked on a human bone......................













..........r

 

neighbors meth lab explosion....:-0

 

burned to death after trapping himself while setting fire to a stack of hay.

 

after eating the wrong mushroom while giving a tour of his mushroom farm..

 

Blasted in the nose by Psygrunge....who hit him square in the face with full fractal force

 

too many orgasims......:-0

 

slipped on a banana at the grocery store and actually kicked himself fully on the back of his head...instantly snapping his neck

 

got his uni-brow hung up in a tree limb while riding his murdercycle....