How is the poster above going to die?

drowned in a urinal

 

tried the silly I can kiss the flag pole game up in Icy Canada, his skeleton is still stuck to that dang flag pole....

 

knocked over the Hells Angels motorcycles at the bar

 

gets tricked into eating poisonous shrooms

 

fell asleep and escaped into the dreamworld, never to be seen again..

 

fell down the hill and broke his crown

 

Bumped his head and went to bed and couldnt get up in the morning

 

Oneness got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
But it sure beats riker's
But the next day he got offed
By the very same bikers

(borrowed from the Jim Carrol Band)

 

JungleJack fell off the JungleJim

 

whilst choppin down a tree for firewood, a rather large limb from high up on that very tree decided to let loose and landed on poor ole BBAD....

 

Lighting a joint in the outhouse - Methane Explosion!

 

Hit a gasline while drilling a peep hole into the changeroom wall at the YMCA

 

Went out with a huge natural gas explosion at the YMCA. (No one could figure out how his naked bod was found in the Womens' Changing Room)

 

was jumping on the bed ,even though the doctor said,no more jumping on the bed,then he fell, and cracked his head

 

house implosion....

 

a deranged crackhead

 

sickle cell anemia....

 

Died after 48 lashings from Skip...for posting live links in sig

 

hugged to death by an angry gay mob of men....:-0

 

Turned into tomato sauce after his suspenders got caught on the tractor tire.....squish.....squish....squish....squish