How is the poster above going to die?

Decapitated by a helicopter blade.

 

sucked up in an airbus engine

 

Killed and eaten by a weird neighbor.

 

an accident where your mower goes out of control and you are dragged through your rose bushes, then the neighborhood children making lemonade come and put the lemons on all your cuts while you lie helpless, you die from shock

 

HAGS, like in that joke below:




A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says "I have some news. You have HAGS."

"What is HAGS" the man asks. 'It's herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphilis" says the doctor.

"Oh my God" says the man. "What are you going to do?"

"We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza."

"Is that going to help me?" says the man.

"No" says the doctor. "But it's the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door"

 

infected bed sores

 

Excessive heroin dosage.

 

eaten by an unusually ugly and rather large creature...

 

stomped on by a dinosoar

 

didn't you just have 3000 posts yesterday?....

whilst diggin up a grave in the local cemetary, a rather huge headstone toppled over on him....:-0

 

Anaconda.

 

tripped into the crocodile pit

 

He's going to find a million twinkies and run for his life, but not quite make it.

 

mustard overdose

 

Grabbed the wrong nose pick and poked it through his skull.

 

G-Got B-Bad V-Very A-Angry

 

attacked by a raccoon

 

Tried to take the offramp at 120kph .....during a snowstorm and with bald tires

 

Eaten by a shark while diving.

 

bled to death after trying to reach enlightenment by drilling large holes in his skull