How is the poster above going to die?

Defective Rectal Suppository Overheats After Insertion....Then Explodes.... And Blow's The "Suckers" Ass To Kingdomcome.....(how cool is that)...


Cheers Glen.

 

catches flesh eating disease and mad cow at the same time

 

eating an entire case of beans and turning into a giant fart that explodes, ignites, and destroys the entire city with the fumes.

 

egged to death for ill humor

 

killed by Canadians who start a war over the spelling of humour and colour

 

Getting an infection from biting your nails and it turns into a flesh eating disease that, well, you know.

 

dies of flea infestation

 

Trampled at a John Mccain rally

 

mayonnaise overdose

 

killed by killer bees

 

smoking cigs; age 34

 

^raped viscously by pitbulls

 

choked on old ladies pubic hair

 

zombies

 

spilt a box of mothballs

 

tainted Halloween candy

 

got stuck in a spiders web

 

spontaneous combustion.

 

cross country running in the Canadian bush trails.....tripped on a tree root and fell forward head first into a cow moose vag

 

swallowing 20 lbs of change