How is the poster above going to die?

electrocuted while trying to get some new shoes that were hanging on the power lines

 

stabbed in the taint 611 times

 

sat on a pitbull

 

eaten alive by ladybugs

 

went to Alaska to make friends with the grizzlys......and was never heard from again

 

drinking draino

 

After a full night of playing "grab ass" with the crazy lady at the big corner house, was accidentally run over by a riderless riding mower.

 

slipped on a gob of astroglide and crack his head open on the corner of the nightstand....then the ambulance came and on the way to the hospital just happened to cross that intersection at the same exact momment as a fire truck.....survived ..............but then slowly died from the hepatitus infected blood transfusion

 

o.d.



(yeah, i'm creative)

 

hit by a bus full of kids then a bus full of of nuns

 

raped to death...................by the same bus load of murderous nuns

 

Tied up and chained to a wall in a bondage dungeon underneath a roadside motel in Alabama.

 

didnt chew the gum on the airplane and his head exploded

 

old age....






yeah thats right i picked a lame death

 

ate only at McDonalds for two months straight

 

Electric-Eel-itis

 

bled to death during strange neck skin circumscision procedure

 

turned around and fell off of a cliff

 

wanted to try sleeping with the fishes

 

chocked on an especially crunchy broad bean.