How is the poster above going to die?

stupidly stood still while a ufo he was observing decided to land

 

Died from complications resulting from 'Walking on Sunshine' (ooooh oooh ooh and dont it feel good?)


No.


Youre dead.

 

Of boredom reading these posts

 

bitch slapped to death

 

heart attack when Dateline NBC popped out of the closet on his last "internet blind date"

 

Chokes on a spatula.

 

Dies horribly like in one of the "Saw" films

 

Golfing 21 over par

 

crazy oppossum attack

 

Dracula...

 

hit by mammoth bird poo

 

was riding upper deck on a double decker bus when the driver went under that 10 foot bridge

 

internet stalker

 

internet stalkers stalker

 

suffication trying to put your cats head in your mouth

 

Giving birth.

 

started the car then remembered he forgot the shopping list on the kitchen table ....got out of the car ..tripped on the recyclables bin and smacked facefirst into the pavement ...knocking himself out cold....landing right under the exhaust pipe outlet

 

Drown in own puke.

 

drowns in prostitute puke

 

walked out neekid to the newspaper box, froze to the metal door in the below zero Canadian artic air, still standing there a week later stiff as a board....