How is the poster above going to die?

Thought it would be funny to frisbee old lp's down the mountain....and it was ....until a gust of wind sent one back and cut his head clean off

 

At the hands of an overzealous transvestite who mistakenly performs CPR on him with tragic results.

 

From over work reading too many hippie posts.

 

Was hit by an asteroid meteor while visiting Saskatchewan Canada

 

From blood loss after mistaking a fighting rooster for a loofah.

 

Attacked by Grizzly bear while camping......because his feet smelled like rotten elk meat

 

had so many dicks up his ass it wore a hole through his colon

 

Ran over by a VW bus

 

pecked to death by a chicken while sleeping after passing out on xanax and beer in the middle of a farm

 

fell overboard on his jet ski and was eaten by a shark....

 

Died Freeing Willy

 

murdered by Gary Coleman

 

Was hugged to death by a 90 year old man who thinks he's a woman.

 

fatal nosebleed

 

slipped on an ice cube and landed butt first on a pitchfork that went in several feet.

 

hit a cliff while hangliding

 

Went parachute jumping and a six hundred pound bird crapped on your parachute and.........well.

 

went parachuting.....jumped out the plane and immediately got sucked into the jet turbine and shredded into fertilizer

 

drank fishbowl water that smelled of almonds

 

took the wrong pills