How is the poster above going to die?

skydiving, fell ass first onto the top of the eiffel tower

 

rhino horn up the wazoo

 

Eats a rotten fish and catches rotten fishitus and rots from the inside out.

 

dies from semi-total lack of imagination

 

Shoved in front of a moving train by his mother.

 

Was his mother, changed her mind and jumped after you.

 

Falls down escolator when it stops suddenly, breaks neck.

 

was backing out of underground parking....couldnt see so he stuck his head out the window and leaned onto the power window up swittch

 

Light Saber Battle

 

Tripped with a staplegun and put a staple in the one fatal area

 

suffocated, under a 450lbs prostitute

 

kicked in the face by a one-leged midget

 

He accidentally swallows a turkey bone, grows wings, and thinks he can fly out a thirteen story window.

 

had a bit of bad luck while stealing the copper wire from a electrical power sub-station...

 

the earth lost gravity for 1 second, just so happens you were jumping on a trampoline

 

mario jumped on your head

 

lol


swallowing too much paraphenalia

 

ya...I laughed at myself for that Mario one


you were attacked by a person who was truly deranged.....that you met here...in HipForumland

 

You're shot by a baby with a gun and afterwards flicked off by the baby.

 

tells to many jokes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fc-sUtX0Eg