How is the poster above going to die?

cut off a gang member in traffic

 

It's a shame the wheels had to fall off.

 

gets drunk and walks through a plate glass window, falls 13 stories, lands in a overly heated jacuzzi that malfunctioned, and boils to death.

 

fell asleep in a pizza oven

 

attacked by a house cat and you couldnt defend yourself

 

Incomplete rotation on trampoline

 

got a redrider bb gun for christmas and shot your eye out then bled to death

 

got a bullet stuck up your nose and no one could get it out and it rose up and shot out your brain breaking a non-fixable blood vessel.

 

attacked and gang raped by old geezers at the nursing home

 

You in the Goldeneye video game.

 

^^I love that on gamecube


you stepped on a rusty nail and got aids....because the guy in front of you stepped on it too

 

^^I played Goldeneye so much in college.

You choked to death on beer.

 

you drowned in the toilet

 

tape worms

 

Ate almond scented nuts

 

freak zambonie accident

 

tried to take an air balloon to the moon

 

frostbite while on vacation in Canada...

 

was smothered to death by sexy women mistaking him for a rock star

 

What a way to go....

sky diving nude, forgot the chute as well....