How is the poster above going to die?

hunting with his dad, got drunk ... argued, then voila!

 

Run over by an old car with no doors in the Sunnyvale trailer Park

 

fell asleep while riding his motorcycle....:-0

 

Tasered by mounties at the Vancouver airport

 

Unfortunatley rescued to late, after being stuffed in the stomach of a Tauntaun for warmth

 

cut in half by bizarre railway/moped accident ......gravestone says "here lies Oneness.....in twoness"

 

mauled by jealous angry adoring neekid hip forum female fans....

 

got drunk and Told Mike Tyson to zip-it

 

bizaar tuba accident....

 

Worlds first riding lawnmower races fatality

 

shot trying to syphon gas from someone else who can't afford it.

 

sat down and fell into the outhouse hole after someone left the seat up

 

Tied to a train track waiting for Dudley Dooright.

 

strangled by two thousand three hundred and forty seven strings of mardigras beads

 

zapped while tying to send high powered messages to alien space wymin using his dish satelite array hooked straight into the main power grid in Canada, causing a massive power outage...

 

^^that was a couple years ago...I survived



Hit the shifter out of park while having carsex....slowly rolled into the mississippi..

 

ate too much cheese

 

Died after getting too frustrated when he couldn"t make up his mind on a sig pic

 

while cooking up a rather large batch of no bake cookies, an unnotice leaky natural gas valve was quietly spewing out its explosive gas, unbeknowst to poor ole BBAD, when he stopped briefly to light a cinnamon scented candle, POOF.......:-0

 

mistaken as a cow moose by the biggest bull moose in the woods