How is the poster above going to die?

Tried to pull out a 3 ton stump with a 1 ton tractor

 

I told you that was ajax before you tried to sniff that crap....

 

dance off gone really wrong

 

Cannibals get him.

 

Started a bar fight with Chuck Liddell

 

thought the bar bouncer said stand up...

 

Died of frustration overload when BBAD kept interupting his gamepage clearing attempts

 

murdered by a blood thirsty unhinged hip forums poster, some kinda dirt farmer...

 

got a shoelace caught on a passing transport truck

 

fell down a well, somehow, with a cement pair of boots on his feet....

 

Killed instantly by falling piece of frozen spacestation turd

 

while hiking in the Canadian outback, was devoured by starving grizzlies....:-0

 

savagely beaten by white tailed deer

 

two girls one cup girls are going to have their way with him.
there will be complications shortly after.

 

nose ring infection gets out of control

 

gets stuck in my nose and loses battle with batman over television privileges.

 

sentence to death by hanging ..by the spelling police

 

in a case of mistaken identity, you are hung instead

 

walked too close to the elephant at the zoo.........it was a mess

 

caught a rather nasty bacterial disease from cleaning the mess.