How long does it take you to masturbate?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by The Buller Man, Nov 7, 2004.

  1. MusicMan19

    MusicMan19 Music Elitist

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    I can finish off in about 10 seconds. lol Not kidding. But, if I'm doing tantra endurance exercise it can take about an hour. Sitting doing "stimulation stages". 1-10. Doing it without hands using only your mind is cool but can be very uncomfortable if done incorrectly. Guys here should try it! You should also do the kegel exercises for longer length in that area,.. they work slowly after about 6 months, but they work nevertheless.;)
     
  2. kissMeImPolish

    kissMeImPolish Member

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    am I going nuts or you are complaining about cuming too fast? This would only be a bad thing if you were not able to start over... after cuming.
    nothing wrong with you except... I already toldy you no need to say it again§
    greg
     
  3. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I so NEED a pocket pussy!!
     
  4. Tiffany

    Tiffany Banned

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    Or a hairy man's pocket butthole!
     
  5. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    hhhhhmmmmm, While I am Bi... I think i'm going to have to pass... :p
     
  6. Tiffany

    Tiffany Banned

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    Why would you ever want to pass on that if you were bi? I thought that would be a bi-lovers dream?
     
  7. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    why are you questioning my decision? I don't believe it's any of your business.. You sound more like a troll than anything else right now.

    The fact of the matter is that at the end of the day it's nothing more than a hole you stick your penis in, I assume there is also some type of vibration involved... the difference, so far as you describe it, is the "hairiness", and I don't like overly hairy things...

    Mind you, i still think you're a troll...
     
  8. Tiffany

    Tiffany Banned

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    No need to get overly defensive. I just don't know any gay men and I had no idea this would be their reaction. You live, you learn, I guess.
     
  9. kissMeImPolish

    kissMeImPolish Member

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    Alright mister Dan, I dont think Tiffany is a detractor. Neither am I... You and Tiffany should make out to make up!!! Hahah

    Ok that's the dumbest thing I could have said I regret it already.
    Greg
     
  10. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    This is not the reaction of a gay man, it's the reaction of a bisexual man.... a bisexual man that know this forum is full of trolls who piss me off... and a hell of a lot of your posts just smell that way...

    If you're not, then i'm sorry... but with assholes like bug_man around (who get banned, then come back), it just pisses me off.
     
  11. Al13n

    Al13n Member

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    dan wins again :eek:
     
  12. AutumnAuburn

    AutumnAuburn Senior Member

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    And just because you are a bi man, doesn't mean that you want someone who is hairy...

    And while I've never seen a gay man's bum, I would imagine that some of them at least, shave it. Like some of us girls shave our vaginas...

    It doesn't take someone who's gay or bi, to know this stuff...
     
  13. al_from_mn

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    *Pulls Dan and Tiffany apart and sits them in the corner*

    No fighting, feel the love :)

    Alex
     
  14. PeaceAndPot

    PeaceAndPot Guest

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    Dan sure is pissed off to say the least. I'm not sure why though.
     
  15. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    Well I think the fact that Tiffany has since been banned says a hell of a lot....
     
  16. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    *doesnt kno whats goin on* so i'll just reply to the thread


    i never watched the clock

    ^^interesting point i kno
     
  17. stonr

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    it dpends whats the porn if there is any who is in my presence if the volume is on or not but i can alternate i can go from like 60 sec if im in a rush and need to get it done casue im so horny or i can on for 45 minutes if i tease my self and so on and so fourth but with sex i last ALOT longer than jacking off, i think every one does, but also it depends where i cum like if i run into my bathroom to let if out or if i put down a towel b4 i do it so my cum can just shoot and i dont have to worry much at all, if ur bored take a black light and run it by ur dry bodily fluid it glws
     
  18. Jimmie

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    hello fallelFairy oooo i would love to be with you for that 9 minutes .god the tought of it you little minks PEACE andLOL.
     
  19. hotredhead

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    I can usually gasm in 5 minutes or so, but I go on for 15-30 minutes as each orgasm I have is more intense than the previous one...I eventually have to stop or I'll pass out. Now if hubby is helping me by using my dildo while I use my finger or pocket rocket, I can cum in a minute or 2. GOD I love my pocket rocket :)
     
  20. SelfControl

    SelfControl Boned.

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    Depends how horny I am. Can be a few minutes, can take a good half an hour if I have time on my hands.
     

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