How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

being penetrated by jesus is no longer enough?

 

i second that

 

Nothing beats his holy shaft, harder than her

 

No, not enough anymore. I'm sooo horny it's incredible. I feel like I'm a 13 year old boy

 

i was a 13 year old boy once

 

Damn, that bad eh? As long as it isn't like that ALL the time, because that is what it is like to be a 13 year old boy haha.

 

Yeah, it's pretty bad right now. I'm having a slumber party tonight too, but things have been strictly platonic... sooo far.... break out the roofies.

 

Yeah, getting some sex, one way or another lol

 

Haha I wish, it's totally not going to happen tonight

 

MMM a slumber party orgy would be mad hot though, admit it.

 

No it totally would. I am having a slumber party with a bunch of other horny people but I think everyone is too fucked up to start lovin...

And orgy slumber parties always have awkward mornings with my face really close to the face of sweaty dudes.

 

anytime i wake up and i'm still sweating it's an awkward morning

SINCE I HAVENT BEEN WITH A GIRL IN 11 MONTHS

 

When I wake up and I'm sweating, it usually means it is hot

 

no, actually, unfortunately really, i wake up sweating a lot

i have a sweating thing... it sucks

 

i sweat alot too..
thats why i have an air conditioner in my room now
i can't stand waking up sweaty.

 

All my guy friends would sleep over my house alot in high school and literally make my sheets dripping with sweat and there smelly beards tickling my face in the morning was always a great way to wake up. But it was mostly always "I'm really fucked up" sweating rather then "damn bitch, that was a tight ass sex sesh"

 

yeah, not much really stops me from sweating

the air conditioner really doesn't help, since it's cold in my room and i like to cuddle the fuck up with my blankets since there's not a person there to do it with

and normally when that happens i get really hot while i'm asleep and the sweat just drains out of me

i hate waking up soaking fucking wet, it makes me feel so dirty, and i'm way too ocd to feel dirty like that

i can't even eat food without wiping my mouth every time i take a bite!

 

awww mann.. cuddling...
that just reminded me of how much i love to cuddle.

 

Me too. I hate sleeping alone, cuddling is the greatest.

 

i know!
cuddling is the thing i like to do best, next to sex.