How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

i'm a cuddler

 

I am THE cuddler.

 

fuck that, I am THE cuddler

 

pshhh.. i'll out-cuddle you guys any day.

 

I smoke pot, if I happen to be cuddling when I am smoking, all the better haha

 

i think we need to have a cuddle-off

 

I am not a cudddler and damn fine with that. Im hot and sweaty.. not the time for crowding me.. now once I cool down, clean up a bit.. they Ill cuddle.. for a bit.. then I want my own bed.. lol

 

i think that is a grand idea.

 

Explain to me your process of how you would pick the winner horace ?

 

dude, i'm already the winner

 

Lol I guess we don't even need that cuddle-off then, wait what the fuck am I saying, we definitely still need to cuddle-off.

 

it's been a couple weeks for me.

but I don't even like sex anymore. I require love before I enjoy lovemaking.

 

you're 2nd place next to me, buddy!
lmao

 

Yes in the ranking, but I am definitely next to you in the cuddle-off

 

i don't think anyone got what i meant

i guess what i should have said was:

if this takes place, i'm already the winner

maybe that's a little more clear?

like, ooh, yay, cuddling with 2 hot chicks

"so horace, how do you determine the winner of the cuddle-off?"

"dude, i AM the winner"

anything?

anything?

 

uhh............





haha jk.. i get it now.

 

Lol I definitely got you now, before I was in too much of a competitive mode and didn't realize that in such a situation you would obviously win.

 

eggggggzackly

 

And then I get to be the winner in the same situation, to see who wins in the overall winning situation of best cuddler haha.

 

but i'm such a good cuddler nobody would leave