How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. schwahead

    schwahead Senior Member

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    ahhhh unfourtantely its been like 4 weeks....... but prior to that I had two weeks worth of amazing "good-bye sex" which was probably the best fucking ive ever had of my life.
     
  2. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    still... too fuckin long...
     
  3. coders333

    coders333 Member

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    Never cuddled, kissed, or slept with anyone.
     
  4. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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  5. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Really? Awww. I'm sorry your missing out on the lovin', is this just because you haven't found the right girl yet?
     
  6. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    around the end of next month will be a full year

    isn't that crazy?
     
  7. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    That is pretty crazy. Schools starting back up though Horace, lotsa fresh meat.
     
  8. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    That made me sound like a frat brother.... creeepy.
     
  9. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    yeah, i was thinking that last night too

    but ya know

    my whole "not care/won't try" attitude is probably going to prevail once again
     
  10. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    I have said this before, and I will say it again my friend: roofies
     
  11. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    that eases the whole "won't try" thing

    but i think the not caring still prevails

    and, yes, i see the irony of talking about it like i care but saying that i don't

    it's kind of like everybody that races michael phelps, you know you're not going to win, so why even bother
     
  12. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Aw, that made me pout. I'm sorry you feel that way, I'm sure you will find a lady that appreciate you some day soon!
     
  13. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    Yep and even if it seems like you're gonna win you still come up short and get silver
     
  14. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    i feel left out...whos michael phelps?
     
  15. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    you, sir, are unamerican
     
  16. coders333

    coders333 Member

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    yea, i dont really meet new people. i dont talk much, i barely post here compared to reading. i have alot of issues...
     
  17. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    a lot of people from raleigh have issues :)
     
  18. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    lmfao, i saw him with his swimming cap off the other day for the first time and i was like who the fuck is that dude and then i realized who he was lol
     
  19. wutthe4k

    wutthe4k Mr. Mojo Risin'

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    pssh..im the most americanest american you'll ever meet lol :cool:

     
  20. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    he's aquaman
     

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