How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

ahhhh unfourtantely its been like 4 weeks....... but prior to that I had two weeks worth of amazing "good-bye sex" which was probably the best fucking ive ever had of my life.

 

still... too fuckin long...

 

Never cuddled, kissed, or slept with anyone.

 

a weeeeeeek

 

Really? Awww. I'm sorry your missing out on the lovin', is this just because you haven't found the right girl yet?

 

around the end of next month will be a full year

isn't that crazy?

 

That is pretty crazy. Schools starting back up though Horace, lotsa fresh meat.

 

That made me sound like a frat brother.... creeepy.

 

yeah, i was thinking that last night too

but ya know

my whole "not care/won't try" attitude is probably going to prevail once again

 

I have said this before, and I will say it again my friend: roofies

 

that eases the whole "won't try" thing

but i think the not caring still prevails

and, yes, i see the irony of talking about it like i care but saying that i don't

it's kind of like everybody that races michael phelps, you know you're not going to win, so why even bother

 

Aw, that made me pout. I'm sorry you feel that way, I'm sure you will find a lady that appreciate you some day soon!

 

Yep and even if it seems like you're gonna win you still come up short and get silver

 

i feel left out...whos michael phelps?

 

you, sir, are unamerican

 

yea, i dont really meet new people. i dont talk much, i barely post here compared to reading. i have alot of issues...

 

a lot of people from raleigh have issues

 

lmfao, i saw him with his swimming cap off the other day for the first time and i was like who the fuck is that dude and then i realized who he was lol

 

pssh..im the most americanest american you'll ever meet lol

 

he's aquaman