How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

I don't blame you. I'm tired all the time. I'm tired all day long. I don't know what's wrong with me.

 

I haven't been laid for about 9 months. ~woo~

 

since january.... of last year

 

Nice people are fucked but not in a good way, basically.

 

2 weeks.

And I'm not getting any for a LONG LONG time.

 

<3 i love secret midnight randezvous'. i didn't get laid, but we did eeeeverything else

 

im 15 it was yesterday 13th time

 

my god i hope it was with one person ^

 

damn dude if i got to that point id pay someone

 

he shit on your chest...?

 

...what's wrong with doing that? seriously, you should try it sometime.

 

yesterday..... i get laid quite regularly, marriage does that to you

 

i'd actually think the very opposite

 

yeah, if a girl won't let me shit on her chest, she can fuck off

 

Well I mean if this slump on no sex wasn't volunteered then I would be piss'd but im in an open long distance relationship, my girl doesn't care if i fuck around w/ other girls i just have to tell here about it and there are a few other rules attach'd as well I've only attempt'd once and I didn't enjoy the experience aka this chick bust'd a nut before I did wtf im suppose to be the first to pop off

 

awesome

 

it's kinda funny when I think about it cause I knew what it felt like for the ladies for one night, but this chick was like 30 something in her "sexual prime" she's not suppose to do that she's a cougar

 

haha

you got used by a cougar

 

techincally i didn't get used by a cougar cause that's what I was counting on i lost her number though damnit.... i wonder whats she's up to......

 

well for one night you used and apparently tossed aside by a cougar

i wouldn't mind it, that's for sure