How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    There are a lot of horney perverted and sexually frustrated ppl on here and i love it
     
  2. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    oh would you now?

    XD i hope you're not REALLY 32. i'm with a 23 right now, but srsly. 32 is waaaay past my limits. :rolleyes:
     
  3. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    He is 15 don't worry.
     
  4. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    damn girl, if your really 16, be careful with that 23 year old...
     
  5. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    i'm a big girl i can handle myself, i promise :)
     
  6. maxwellthebeagle

    maxwellthebeagle da illest

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    haha if you say so
     
  7. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    oh yes. that's right. he's the one with the freshmen anal ho.

    lawlzzzz
     
  8. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    longer than this thread... :(
     
  9. newradicalface

    newradicalface Banned

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    The bisexual freshman anal ho.
     
  10. pushit

    pushit One jive Motha Fucka

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    I'd get with a 32 year old woman, into her 40's if she was hot enough.
     
  11. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    It's been....idk a month?

    Kinda lame. But sex is not in the slightest hard to find around here. I could have someone over here in like 30 minutes or less with craigslist. You should see that shit, lol. I only did it once, and it was pretty awkward so I didn't again.

    I want me some good sexin'
     
  12. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    shes a couuuugaa!
     
  13. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    God... Adderall makes me sopping wet. Damn it.
    I wish I could get some and take advantage of all of this, lol.
     
  14. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Jusssst had sex on a playground, then on my porch, THEN on my roof. I am literally GLOWING. What a lonnng summer it's been...
     
  15. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    LEA. Come to my house. Threesome? I don't think you like girls, but my girls pretty butchy.
     
  16. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Stella, I would have sex with you on your roof.
     
  17. weedwhacker

    weedwhacker TFM Bro!

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    ok i'll be over at 10 :drool5:
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I kiss the girls, lol.

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  19. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Well, come on over! I'm in an "open relationship" now, so I can fuck all the beautiful people I want! This school year is going to be the greatesssst. Can't wait to break in some freshmen girls!
     
  20. Geneity

    Geneity self-proclaimed advocate

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    Hahahaha! "My girls pretty butchy"

    Ugh amphetamine and sex. Don't get me started, -_-
     

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